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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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