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Free Cat thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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