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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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