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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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