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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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