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Free Cat thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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