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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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