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Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour

Can you find the fox in this fox hunt?

Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour thanks to Bob Tasse

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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