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Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour

Can you find the fox in this fox hunt?

Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour thanks to Bob Tasse

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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell


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