#1 humor site on the 'net

Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour

Can you find the fox in this fox hunt?

Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour thanks to Bob Tasse

QuotaBills
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


Young Rock Star

Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend

Mars Images

Drumset Motorcycle

Brick Shoes

Custer's Last Stand?