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Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Something that young people can do better than old-agers - keep their in-hair-itence!

Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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