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Flying Cathedral Excuse

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Flying Cathedral Excuse thanks to Bob Tasse

Driving home after a couple beers

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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