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Flying Cathedral Excuse

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Flying Cathedral Excuse thanks to Bob Tasse

Driving home after a couple beers

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Excitement to riot - Archie Bunker

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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Uncommon Name

DMV Office

Meat You In The Locker Room

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