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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Florida - Canada's new neighbour!

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone thanks to Bob Tasse

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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