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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Florida - Canada's new neighbour!

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone thanks to Bob Tasse

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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