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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Florida - Canada's new neighbour!

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone thanks to Bob Tasse

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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