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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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