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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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