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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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