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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

The expert in anything was once a beginner. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas M Butler

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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