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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. - Bertrand Russell

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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