Female IT Experts

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. - Bertrand Russell

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas M Butler

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson