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It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert A. Heinlein

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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