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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson


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