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Eye Examination Chart

Optometrist guide to what causes bad eyes

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Eye Examination Chart thanks to Ken Ward

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We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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