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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas
Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg