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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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