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Economy Flight thanks to Dave Stefiuk

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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