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Economy Flight thanks to Dave Stefiuk

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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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