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Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns

Next time don't get so excited about visiting a nursery

Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns thanks to Bob Tasse

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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe


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