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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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