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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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