Duct Tape Wall Bed
For those who incline to sleep on their walls
QuotaBillsAnd so to bed. - Samuel Pepys
Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb
A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro
As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin
You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson
To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner
I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi
In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker
The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers
Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller
I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray