Duct Tape Wall Bed

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray