Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover'

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy