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Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover'

From the Duct Tape Boys - Boys will be Boys

Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover' thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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