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Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover'

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Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover' thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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