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Drink, Don't Drive!

Beer - now cheaper than gas? Sign Of The Times

Drink, Don't Drive! thanks to Roy Taylor

Drink, Don't Drive! thanks to Roy Taylor

Drink, Don't Drive! thanks to Roy Taylor

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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