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Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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