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Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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