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Downtown Speeding

When not to speed with your dragster

Downtown Speeding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

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You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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