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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. - William M. Winans

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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