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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Noli illegitimi carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down. - Unknown

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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