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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

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I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

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