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Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Starting the kids early on bronco riding in Australia

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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