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Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Starting the kids early on bronco riding in Australia

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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