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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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