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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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