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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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