Computer Multitasker - He Be Da' Man!
A computer geek with lots going for him
QuotaBillsComputer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco