Computer Barbecue

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe