QuotaBillsYou bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams