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COLD Fairbanks

What they do in Fairbanks when it's 45 below

COLD Fairbanks thanks to Bob 'MoSkeeterz' Carroll

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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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