COLD Fairbanks

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader