QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright