QuotaBillsLife is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo