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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew
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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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