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Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions

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There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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