Cardinals Select New Pope

I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel