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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks


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