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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas


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