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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas


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