Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
Hourglass Candlestick - a sleeper's dream come true
When you need no-fart sleep protection
QuotaBillsStop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard
Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha