Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
Hourglass Candlestick - a sleeper's dream come true
When you need no-fart sleep protection
QuotaBillsAsphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha