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Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

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Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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