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Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

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Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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