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Loving is half of believing. - Victor Hugo

A bold onset is half the battle. - Giuseppe Garibaldi

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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