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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Not seeing is half-believing. - Vita Sackville-West

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

A stranger loses half his charm the day he is no longer a stranger. - Genevieve Antoine Dariaux

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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