Beware of Atlanta Fountain Equiptment
Where's a spell checker when you need em'?
Sign found near a fountain in downtown Atlanta, just a couple blocks from the State Capital. Some wonder why Georgia consistently ranks near the bottom on standardized testing scores...
QuotaBillsSilence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde
To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell