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Backpack or Goat Pack?

Cheap transportation for your goat

Backpack or Goat Pack? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

'Goat To It' Transportation!

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We realized that no one of us could be as good as all of us playing unselfishly. - Bill Bradley

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Ukulele: A so-called musical instrument which, when listened to, you cannot tell whether one is playing on it or just monkeying with it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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