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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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