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Animated Army Training

Stick Man exercises for combat duty

Animated Army Training thanks to Cherei McCarter

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin


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