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Animated Army Training

Stick Man exercises for combat duty

Animated Army Training thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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