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Amazing Un-Bridge

Emperor's Clothes for Bridge Builders

Amazing Un-Bridge thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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