Alternative To Spanking

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert