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Alternative To Spanking
When your child has one of those moments
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children, so my spouse and I have tried other methods to control our kids when they have one of 'those moments.' One that we found very effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our little car ride together. I've included the photo below of one of my sessions - with our son - in case you would like to use the technique. It's very effective!
Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb
Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal
It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns
The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner
When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal
It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns
The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner
When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
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