A Man Named Fred

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen