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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. - Jim Carrey

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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