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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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