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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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