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Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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