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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. - Mignon McLaughlin

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford


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