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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. - Mignon McLaughlin

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek


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