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Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride

Wrong Way Train thanks to Karen Moore

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Last will and tentacle - Archie Bunker

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Charles de Gaulle

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Unaware: What you put on first and take off last - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

He's thirty-one this year. Last year he was thirty. - David Coleman

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut


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