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Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride

Wrong Way Train thanks to Karen Moore

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He who laughs last laughs loudest. - Unknown

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Never give up until the last ball falls. - Unknown

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

That which lasts long is not easily got. That which easily got, does not last long. - Amitabh Bachchan

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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