Wrong Way Train

He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools. - C Simmons

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

A great lasting story is about everyone or it will not last. The strange and foreign is not interesting - only the deeply personal and familiar. - John Steinbeck

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay