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World's Tallest Woman

What does a 320 pound woman look like?

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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