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World's Tallest Woman

What does a 320 pound woman look like?

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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