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World's Tallest Woman

What does a 320 pound woman look like?

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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