World's First Wireless Communications System
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Cavemen find a higher calling
QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown