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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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