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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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