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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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