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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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