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Why I Was Late For Work

When something smells hot under the hood...

A guy in St. Louis was driving to work on Highway 144 when he heard a “pop”. He thought it sounded like a flat tire, though his ride wasn’t affected. After pulling over, checking the tires and finding them intact, he opened the hood to look at the motor. Before the hood was even all the way open he jumped back in shock and knocked his head on the partially opened hood, unable to believe what his eyes were seeing!

Nobody was going to believe this - you wouldn’t have either! Fortunately, a coworker with a camera recognized him alongside the road and stopped to see if he could help. Check out the following pictures to witness for yourself the source of his amazement...
Why I Was Late For Work thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Why I Was Late For Work thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Why I Was Late For Work thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Why I Was Late For Work thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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