QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds