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When Not To Stop Too Fast

When your cargo letsgo

When Not To Stop Too Fast thanks to Martin Grosse

Through Load or OverLoad?

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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