When Not To Stop Too Fast
When your cargo letsgo
Through Load or OverLoad?
QuotaBillsSafety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin