Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Morality can build pride as well as philanthropy; true spirituality will never submit to pride. - Ravi Zacharias

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf