QuotaBillsPhotographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash