Waterfall Moment

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler