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Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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