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'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales

Contractor's new 'buy and fall' program

'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales thanks to Karen Moore

Didn't have enough money to complete the exit stairs

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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