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'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales

Contractor's new 'buy and fall' program

'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales thanks to Karen Moore

Didn't have enough money to complete the exit stairs

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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