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Wallusion

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Wallusion thanks to Roy Taylor

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Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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