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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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