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Wallusion

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Wallusion thanks to Roy Taylor

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Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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