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Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Things start happening when you start believing. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Anytime you start a sentence with 'I Am' you are creating what you are, and what you want to be. - Unknown

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Most people don't start because they don't want to be seen starting at the bottom. Don't be most people. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

There are lots of bad reasons to start a company. But there's only one good, legitimate reason: it's to change the world. - Phil Libin

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg


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