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If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Things start happening when you start believing. - Unknown

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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